My son is member of a gang. I just know it. Not a bad, break the law, color specific type gang. A 'no girls allowed', meet in a clubhouse, secret handshake type gang.
He has decided that diaper changes are not for him, and therefore will NOT lay still for one second of them. I have tugged, pulled, pried and turned him back over to get him to lay on his back, but it seems that nothing works. So, I've decided that the gang he is in must have this rule - NO PANTS ALLOWED!
I will not be following this rule, but I'm not speaking for Daddy.