And by death I mean SLEEPING.
Because my little Jack has a snotty nose (sorry), there is a need for me to help him out with that snot (sorry). I have now found something that my son hates worse than sleeping:
Having me suck out his snot (sorry) with this thing is a fate worse than death for the little guy.
He hated it before I bloodied his nose with this weapon, but now I'm sure he hates it even more. Sorry, Jack!!
For the record, I think I must have scratched the inside of his nose getting in there. It's not like he's calm and cooperative when I'm going at his nose with this weapon.
He's okay, really. A couple of wipes with a tissue, and it was fine. Please don't call Children's Services.